Hey, I'm Chris.  Some of you may know me as slimemaster.  Anyways, here is my site.  I hope you enjoy it, even though there won't be that much.  I made this website because I felt that people needed somewhere to get slime tips, hints, and helpful information.  Have a nice stay! 

BTW, to the left you have a very blurry version of Homestar Runner.  He is the main character from Homestarrunner.com .  I suggest you visit.

Ok here is some stuff I did in the past few days:

5/29/04: bad news: for the two pages that say custom and custom2, should really say Slime FAQ and What is slime? I will try to fix it.                    5/28/04: I started my webpage and I am finishing the homepage.

www.slimezone.com is the best website in the world! My website will never be as good as it.  Right now the forum isn't working, but that's Ok.  But the best thing is I am a moderator on the site! Go me!   I suggest that anyone reading this should join and start posting in the forum.  It is fun once you get settled in.

A mean joke

Ok, if you want to see a mean joke, here it is:

press   alt+F4  and see what happens

Email me at chessomatic@aol.com and tell me how you liked it.  (and my email address was when I was like 8, so don't make fun of it)

30,000 bees vs. 30 hornets Who wins?

This is unreal.  I never knew that this could even happen.  It is pretty cool though.  Here is the video clip: 

wait one second, I need to get it

This is a cool picture that came with the website, and I will keep it until I find out how to get pictures I made up here